“Hau den Ball ins Tor hinein!” – Bundesliga blog for the 24th day of play – Its derby-time!

There’s one thing my coach never tired of saying to me: “Hau den Ball ins Tor hinein!” – best translated with: “Just slam it into the back of the net!” What did yours used to say to you? What about this one: “In order to enchant your audience, you have to open yourself to them and show them the determination inside you”? Ever heard that? Probably not – unless you’re also in an amateur dramatic club.

Imagine an exiting football season. Now double that excitement. And now add a mind-boggling plotline à la Lost. Not even close. This Bundesliga season is simply incomprehensibly and inconceivably incredible. So incredible, in fact, that after a rollercoaster ride of a season, with just two games left to play; four teams at the top are separated by just two points.

As usual, we began the season knowing Bayern Munich would win all along. But then we toyed with the idea that hyper-hyped newbies 1899 Hoffenheim could do it. They were top at the half way point, played great football, but proceeded to drop quicker than Christiano Ronaldo in the penalty area. Then when Bundesliga dinosaurs Hamburg went top, we thought they could win it too.

Friedrich and Voronin celebrate

Flicking through the papers you might be forgiven for thinking it’s April Fools Day: Michael Jackson is doing a concert comeback series and Hertha BSC Berlin are four points clear at the top of the Bundesliga. If you had made either prediction at the beginning of the season you’d have been a good candidate for a tight-fitting white jacket. Yet whereas the King of Pop topped the charts less than two decades ago and an avoiding bankruptcy comeback attempt was actually imaginable – Berlin topping and even winning the league never even entered the realms of consciousness.